Of rain and onions

Hello everyone! How has your week been? I hope it’s been a bit drier than mine – my fingertips are permanently shrivelled into prunes it’s so wet, and there’s not much of a let-up in sight. I can’t use my back door any more as it’s now had so much rainwater chucked at it by the horizontal gales it’s swollen up and is stuck fast, the lane has flooded (ag…